Doggy Style Causes Cancer And Stroke….See Damning Revelation

Aaron Motsoaledi
South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron
Motsoaledi, has made a shocking discovery
after three years of gruelling research.
It appears the Minister has found the cure for
stroke and cancer and he says, the antidote to
these high death causing diseases resides in
our s*xual desires.
Speaking to The Insider, the 58-year-old
former Limpopo MEC said he had started the
study after noticing that there had been
increased cases of stroke and cancer in South
Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed
obsession with the s*xually exhilarating and
yet dangerous style; doggy.
Asked to explain the connection between this
style and cancer or stroke, he said that during
his research, he found out that the high
pumping of blood during s*x, when one is
standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the
legs which ultimately causes stroke.
On cancer, he said; “One of the main causes of
cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. The
most energy consuming and stressful se_xual
position for men is doggy, hence the
connection is more than clear.”
Motsoaledi advised that, occasional doggy
style like only on Christmas day and Valentine
is harmless but enjoying that each night is
suicidal, the reason why South African married
men die and leave their wives a lot these
days.
The Minister said that a full statement on the
Ministry’s website, “Look, I am only giving you
guys a snippet, but we will be posting the
results of the full research on the Ministry
website, www.doh.gov.za”
He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs
Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation
that will seek to outlaw this style.
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